ALR246 – It’s a Florida Man Christmas

It's the penultimate edition of Armed Lutheran Radio for 2020 and our final Clinging to God and Guns show as Lloyd and Pastor Bennett dig into some Christmas-themed “Florida Man” stories to see what moral and self-defense lessons we can learn from Snoop Claus, Melvin the Vampire Slayer, and Jolly St. Lick.

Timestamps

  • [0:00] – Blooper
  • [0:26] – Show open
  • [0:39] – Welcome and Introduction
  • [3:08] – Thanks to our Patrons
  • [5:19] – Florida Man attacks man with hatchet on Christmas Day for trying to Steal His Money Jar
  • [14:54] – Florida man busted for handing out pot ‘because it was Christmas’
  • [20:09] – Florida man burns down his own home on Christmas Eve because of vampires
  • [37:25] – Florida man woke to toe-sucking intruder on Christmas Eve
  • [42:43] – Wrap-Up
  • [44:08] – Show close

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Lord, we implore You, give ear to our prayers and lighten the darkness of our hearts by Your gracious visitation; for You now live and reign with the Father and the Holy Spirit, one God, now and forever. Amen.

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